english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign
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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art

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maisiewilliams:

this is a solid question

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In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
— Buddhist Saying (via wendesgray)
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zukothefirelords:

I will be the greatest leader in the fire nation history.

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Favorite Openings (1/∞) - Avatar: The Last Airbender




































“But I believe Aang can save the world.”
Favorite Openings (1/∞) - Avatar: The Last Airbender
“But I believe Aang can save the world.”
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elissas-hoh-room:

Badly Drawn Big Brother 16 

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ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts
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obsessedwithbb:

Possibly the most iconic Chenbot malfunction of all time

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unemployedracist:

unemployedracist:

this season of big brother has actually ruined names for me tbh like 20 years from now if i ever have kids my wife would be all “hey what about amanda for a girl’s name?” and i’d be like “no babe there was this houseguest on big brother 15—”

"Cody if it’s a boy, Christine if it’s a girl!"

"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BIG BROTHER 16—"

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