So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
this is a solid question
Favorite Openings (1/∞) - Avatar: The Last Airbender“But I believe Aang can save the world.”
Possibly the most iconic Chenbot malfunction of all time
this season of big brother has actually ruined names for me tbh like 20 years from now if i ever have kids my wife would be all “hey what about amanda for a girl’s name?” and i’d be like “no babe there was this houseguest on big brother 15—”
"Cody if it’s a boy, Christine if it’s a girl!"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BIG BROTHER 16—"